My text messages to family member (one-sided) whilst watching The Results:

  • Watching Results.  I’m guessing Alexandra will be in the dance off but of course won’t lose
  • They are all my favourites this week except (genuinely) Alexandra which is why I don’t think she’ll get audience votes.  And she called Shirley, Arlene….need I say more? I thought they were hard on Gemma.  I LOVED Joe, Davood and Debbie (I know Debbie shouldn’t be in it but I don’t like the Argentine Tango as a dance but I loved the choreography  in hers).  I liked Susan’s dance but I guess she’ll be out.  Are Mollie and AJ an item? That Pasodoblathon was a waste of time for TV viewers – ok here we go.
  • Joe’s mouth is twitching into  smile as the Music of Doom plays.  I think  I want him or Davood to win
  • Oh yes and Debbie said she was surprised to be in the dance off last week.  Possibly not the best thing to say for audience support…
  • Ahh. Joe thanks to the camera first.
  • ALEXANDRA IN THE DANCE OFF I WAS RIGHT
  • Oh that’s knocked her. I bet she’ll cry
  • As if she’s going to lose….
  • Interviews  – bathroom beckons
  • Don’t know who Kelly Clarkson is so going to make some tea. No wait, Gorka’s dancing…
  • Round 2
  • Ahhhh Susan.  She knows she’s out.  “I’ve never seen a more uneven contest in my life.” Haha she’s got grace and humour.  More than someone else.
  • What a ridiculous dance off
  • Forgot – more  interviews.  I like Davood. He’s modest.
  • Oh this is just bizarre
  • Did AB really just say “if this is my last dance…?”  Good grief
  • Uck! Look at her rushing on to hug Susan.
  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • What a lovely speech from Kevin
  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • I really need to calm down